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oh oh oh~!!!

WHY AM I NOT SKINNY!?!?!?!
— Okay… I know exatly why… but… -________-""" 飘过~~~
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让男生最舍不得分手的女生 – From renren.com

1 总扁着嘴在你面前说自己很坚强,其实常常哭鼻子。 

2 天天嚷着喜欢帅哥,可包包里夹的、手机里存的PP却全部只有你一个。 

3 把你挖鼻孔的样子拍下来,然后小人得志地威胁你,如果胆敢对不起她就把照照发到网上去。 

4 同家长吃饭,在桌下偷偷握着你的手。 

5 喧嚷的街道上,蹲下来为你系紧松开的鞋带。 

6 佛祖生日那天,挤进庙会求了两张护身符,一张为你、一张为老爸。 

7 丢掉NIVEA樱桃红的唇膏,买来无色青苹果味道的,因为这样可以同你一起用。 

8 生气时蛮不讲理,可过一会儿就全忘了,又偎在你怀里乖乖的。 

9 当你问她“你是不是我的乖猫咪”时,她会说“我是你的母狮子!”… …吼吼! 

10 憧憬着为你生一对双胞胎,一个丫头、 一个小子。然后说孩子长得像我一个人就好了, 像你就丑S了! 

11 对你说“我才不要做大老婆,我要做小妾, 这样你才能多疼疼人家!” 

12 弄了一个你喜欢的发型,出了美发店立即打电话给你,吓唬你说刚刚做了一个“爆炸式”。 

13 在你说错话时,装作很用力似的握起小粉拳挥向你的脸,然后把一脸痛苦状的你抱过脑袋来亲亲。 

14 为了你很晚了还泡在网上,直到你催了N遍后横着眉说“再不下去我要生气了”才怯怯地去睡觉。 

15 问你愿不愿意为她去跳楼,如果回答不愿意她会说你不爱她,回答愿意她就说那你跳吧。 

16 换新电话时,电话本里输入的第一个号码是你的,列入“家人”组。 

17 路痴啊,出门在外一定要你牵着手,你往哪走她也乖乖地跟着往哪走。 

18 吃冰淇淋非要去麦当劳,吃烤翅非要去肯德基,还得你陪着。 

19 你发给她的短消息,她一条也舍不得删。 

20 订立了一个不平等条约,第一条是:老婆永远是对的。第二条是:如果真的是老婆错了,参考第一条。 … … 

21 “爱情这东西,会让一个女人渐渐地忘记理想,却会让一个男人更加地坚定自己的理想。”她觉得这句话真对,现在的她只想时刻依偎在你的身旁,做一个幸福的小女人.

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Geeeeeez

Dear Space:
 
Lisha called you ugly. We shall go for a revamp!!!
 
P.S. If fog lights distracts other drivers and are not allowed on, then Ferrari and Lamborginis should be banned too as they create way more disctraction!!!
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新的一年

想着过去的几年 觉得自己过得很颓废 很没出息 书没怎么努力读 玩也没玩什么 怎么看都觉得这几年下来自己一点成就都没有 自己的小圈子 越来越小 还在身边的朋友越来越少了 自己也慢慢的似乎脱离了这世界般 一个人懒懒惰惰的窝在家里 唉~~~
 
—————–新一年新自己分割线—————————–
 
不能再唉声叹气了 要找回之前开开心心 懂得跟别人相处的自己 要努力找个自己很满意的工作 把花钱的精力放在想怎么赚钱上面
 
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I had an awesome day today~! (Yes my dear space I have returned to you… after all you are where my home, where all my life have been recorded… and I just somehow remember you more than anyf my 6 deserted Blogger blogs -____-""" oh… and xanga…)
 
I went on a romantic horse riding trip with my dear Lisha~~~ Awwww… How uber romantic~~ It was called a Twilight ride… ^____^
 
My dea Mochi ran out of petrol… hehehe… So I borrowed someone else’s lobster car… hehehe… and oh the horse riding place was sooooo close to Lisha’s house, only one sweet hour away~ (sniff sniff… sarcasim… XD)
 
*******省略走错路找路Miss Lisha对她reliable GPS的渴望的数百字******************
 
我们的惊心动魄的一刻一定要记录一下:
 
The car in front with a major horse trailer at the back was going at 80km/hr on a 100km/hr road. So after numerous should we, but I’m so scared, but they are so slow, but it’s so scary, but we’re late, but how freaky, we decided to GO FOR IT~! Chin, how I wished you were there at that moment… lol… (继续省略let’s do it now, oh no too late, how about here, oh no not enough time to LET’S GO)… we drove on the other side of the road for what seemed like a whole 60 seconds screaming all the way that our heart pumped at twice its normal speed and almost forgetting to turn back to our side of the road when an on coming car drove straight at us… my heart continued to bop bop bop so fast… oh god… so freaky!!! Oh, and the stupid thing was, we got so excited that we kept driving until we realised we’ve gone a bit too far and turned back. As we drove into the horse yard we saw right in front of us the trailer we risked our life to over take… right ahead of us -__________-""" 突然感觉这事做得真… -____________-""" 恩。
 
The trailer that we 用生命当筹码 to overtake that ended up there before us: 
 (and it was carrying a cow… or should I say bull…)
 
找个跟我的头相衬的头盔是件很不容易的事!!!
 
My uber tall horse named Judy ^___^
 
 
 
She’s a popular girl…
 
这可能是Lisha and her Skippy唯一在我前面的一次…
 
And as hours past…
 
This…
 
became this…
 
and this!!!
 
A whole front of lightning, storm clouds headed our way… 我还真没做被雷劈的打算…
 
Overall, FUN FUN FUN day!!! If only they let me on with those two who galloped back… but the old man looked at me, and said: "noooooo". >___< 拜托,我也是有坠马经验的人好不好~~~
 
Now, I shall 养屁股… (屁股严重瘀青中…)
 
 
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part 2

In addition~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
We ate a really really yummy dinner tonight at 蜀园金阁川菜食府:815 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn(03)9818 8758(环境服务非常赞,食物地道,价格合理)  <— copied directly from the 【MEL餐馆大全】 that has been forwarded by almost everyone on Xiaonei… lol… It’s really good though! Even their takeaway boxes and bags seem totally exquisite!
 
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hmmm…

好就没写什么了。。。Feel like I should write a bit more to record my life!
 
For the past month or two, I’ve been coughing non-stop, especially at night ><" and it hasn’t gotten better…
 
Mmmm… had enough of finance I decided to drop out of Business Finance and do ADVANCED Chinese translations. I attended my first class yesterday. After eating noodles and printing out lecture slides I was going to be late. When I finally got to uni I couldn’t find a parking. When I found a parking it was such a far walk~~~ Well… Long story short, I walked into the wrong class, and I was late. I sat down and asked the boy next to me what class it was… and @@" hmmm… I hesitated for 30 seconds but decided to walk out when the teacher had her back to the class. But as I walked almost passed her, woooooosh she turn around -____-""" haiii… i spoke like a record player on fastforward n said 不好意思我走错房间了 and ran out -__________-""" haiii… the teacher paused for a moment then i heard behind me WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~ haiiii… -___-"""
 
Oh, and ADVANCED Chinese Translation is hard… very hard… and despite its difficulty… i saw an Aussie chick in my class!!! O.o
 
Mmmm… Chin crashed his car today. 他的车屁股很衰。Everytime he hits his car, 好像都是屁股遭殃。-___-" Hmmm… and sadly this time he ran into the pole of the house opposite… aiiii… $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gone~~~~~~~~~~~ fly fly away~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I think this is coz he refused very angrily to drive me to the station in the morning… poor me walked for a whole EIGHT minutes ><" aiiiii…
 
hehehehe… nothing more to write because I’ve been doing pretty much nothing everyday except watching PPS and playing 升级 on 联众… Aiiii… but on the positive note, I have 300 points now! I’m a 成县~~~ wakakakakakaka ^_____^
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