1 总扁着嘴在你面前说自己很坚强，其实常常哭鼻子。 

2 天天嚷着喜欢帅哥，可包包里夹的、手机里存的PP却全部只有你一个。 

3 把你挖鼻孔的样子拍下来，然后小人得志地威胁你，如果胆敢对不起她就把照照发到网上去。 

4 同家长吃饭，在桌下偷偷握着你的手。 

5 喧嚷的街道上，蹲下来为你系紧松开的鞋带。 

6 佛祖生日那天，挤进庙会求了两张护身符，一张为你、一张为老爸。 

7 丢掉NIVEA樱桃红的唇膏，买来无色青苹果味道的，因为这样可以同你一起用。 

8 生气时蛮不讲理，可过一会儿就全忘了，又偎在你怀里乖乖的。 

9 当你问她“你是不是我的乖猫咪”时，她会说“我是你的母狮子！”… …吼吼！ 

10 憧憬着为你生一对双胞胎，一个丫头、 一个小子。然后说孩子长得像我一个人就好了， 像你就丑S了！ 

11 对你说“我才不要做大老婆，我要做小妾， 这样你才能多疼疼人家！” 

12 弄了一个你喜欢的发型，出了美发店立即打电话给你，吓唬你说刚刚做了一个“爆炸式”。 

13 在你说错话时，装作很用力似的握起小粉拳挥向你的脸，然后把一脸痛苦状的你抱过脑袋来亲亲。 

14 为了你很晚了还泡在网上，直到你催了N遍后横着眉说“再不下去我要生气了”才怯怯地去睡觉。 

15 问你愿不愿意为她去跳楼，如果回答不愿意她会说你不爱她，回答愿意她就说那你跳吧。 

16 换新电话时，电话本里输入的第一个号码是你的，列入“家人”组。 

17 路痴啊，出门在外一定要你牵着手，你往哪走她也乖乖地跟着往哪走。 

18 吃冰淇淋非要去麦当劳，吃烤翅非要去肯德基，还得你陪着。 

19 你发给她的短消息，她一条也舍不得删。 

20 订立了一个不平等条约，第一条是：老婆永远是对的。第二条是：如果真的是老婆错了，参考第一条。 … … 

21 “爱情这东西，会让一个女人渐渐地忘记理想，却会让一个男人更加地坚定自己的理想。”她觉得这句话真对，现在的她只想时刻依偎在你的身旁，做一个幸福的小女人.

Dear Space:

 

Lisha called you ugly. We shall go for a revamp!!!

 

P.S. If fog lights distracts other drivers and are not allowed on, then Ferrari and Lamborginis should be banned too as they create way more disctraction!!!

想着过去的几年 觉得自己过得很颓废 很没出息 书没怎么努力读 玩也没玩什么 怎么看都觉得这几年下来自己一点成就都没有 自己的小圈子 越来越小 还在身边的朋友越来越少了 自己也慢慢的似乎脱离了这世界般 一个人懒懒惰惰的窝在家里 唉～～～

 

—————–新一年新自己分割线—————————–

 

不能再唉声叹气了 要找回之前开开心心 懂得跟别人相处的自己 要努力找个自己很满意的工作 把花钱的精力放在想怎么赚钱上面

 

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I had an awesome day today~! (Yes my dear space I have returned to you… after all you are where my home, where all my life have been recorded… and I just somehow remember you more than anyf my 6 deserted Blogger blogs -____-""" oh… and xanga…)

 

I went on a romantic horse riding trip with my dear Lisha~~~ Awwww… How uber romantic~~ It was called a Twilight ride… ^____^

 

My dea Mochi ran out of petrol… hehehe… So I borrowed someone else’s lobster car… hehehe… and oh the horse riding place was sooooo close to Lisha’s house, only one sweet hour away~ (sniff sniff… sarcasim… XD)

 

*******省略走错路找路Miss Lisha对她reliable GPS的渴望的数百字******************

 

我们的惊心动魄的一刻一定要记录一下：

 

The car in front with a major horse trailer at the back was going at 80km/hr on a 100km/hr road. So after numerous should we, but I’m so scared, but they are so slow, but it’s so scary, but we’re late, but how freaky, we decided to GO FOR IT~! Chin, how I wished you were there at that moment… lol… (继续省略let’s do it now, oh no too late, how about here, oh no not enough time to LET’S GO)… we drove on the other side of the road for what seemed like a whole 60 seconds screaming all the way that our heart pumped at twice its normal speed and almost forgetting to turn back to our side of the road when an on coming car drove straight at us… my heart continued to bop bop bop so fast… oh god… so freaky!!! Oh, and the stupid thing was, we got so excited that we kept driving until we realised we’ve gone a bit too far and turned back. As we drove into the horse yard we saw right in front of us the trailer we risked our life to over take… right ahead of us -__________-""" 突然感觉这事做得真… -____________-""" 恩。

 

The trailer that we 用生命当筹码 to overtake that ended up there before us: 

 (and it was carrying a cow… or should I say bull…)

 

找个跟我的头相衬的头盔是件很不容易的事！！！

 

My uber tall horse named Judy ^___^

 

 

 

She’s a popular girl…

 

这可能是Lisha and her Skippy唯一在我前面的一次…

 

And as hours past…

 

This…

 

became this…

 

and this!!!

 

A whole front of lightning, storm clouds headed our way… 我还真没做被雷劈的打算…

 

Overall, FUN FUN FUN day!!! If only they let me on with those two who galloped back… but the old man looked at me, and said: "noooooo". >___< 拜托，我也是有坠马经验的人好不好～～～

 

Now, I shall 养屁股… (屁股严重瘀青中…)

 

 

In addition~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

We ate a really really yummy dinner tonight at 蜀园金阁川菜食府：815 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn（03)9818 8758（环境服务非常赞，食物地道，价格合理)  <— copied directly from the 【MEL餐馆大全】 that has been forwarded by almost everyone on Xiaonei… lol… It’s really good though! Even their takeaway boxes and bags seem totally exquisite!

 

好就没写什么了。。。Feel like I should write a bit more to record my life!

 

For the past month or two, I’ve been coughing non-stop, especially at night ><" and it hasn’t gotten better…

 

Mmmm… had enough of finance I decided to drop out of Business Finance and do ADVANCED Chinese translations. I attended my first class yesterday. After eating noodles and printing out lecture slides I was going to be late. When I finally got to uni I couldn’t find a parking. When I found a parking it was such a far walk~~~ Well… Long story short, I walked into the wrong class, and I was late. I sat down and asked the boy next to me what class it was… and @@" hmmm… I hesitated for 30 seconds but decided to walk out when the teacher had her back to the class. But as I walked almost passed her, woooooosh she turn around -____-""" haiii… i spoke like a record player on fastforward n said 不好意思我走错房间了 and ran out -__________-""" haiii… the teacher paused for a moment then i heard behind me WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~ haiiii… -___-"""

 

Oh, and ADVANCED Chinese Translation is hard… very hard… and despite its difficulty… i saw an Aussie chick in my class!!! O.o

 

Mmmm… Chin crashed his car today. 他的车屁股很衰。Everytime he hits his car, 好像都是屁股遭殃。-___-" Hmmm… and sadly this time he ran into the pole of the house opposite… aiiii… $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gone~~~~~~~~~~~ fly fly away~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

I think this is coz he refused very angrily to drive me to the station in the morning… poor me walked for a whole EIGHT minutes ><" aiiiii…

 

hehehehe… nothing more to write because I’ve been doing pretty much nothing everyday except watching PPS and playing 升级 on 联众… Aiiii… but on the positive note, I have 300 points now! I’m a 成县～～～ wakakakakakaka ^_____^

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy~ feeling extremely relaxed~!!!

 

To sum up what has been happening in my life:

 

1. I finished exams~!!! So basically this finance one exam today i thought i was going to ace… BUT! all the question just got like 10 times harder

than previous exams!!! Okay, that’s ok. BUT! There was this one question that I soooo should’ve known! because I just did that question like the night before! and i couldn’t do it so I asked for help from like a room of uber financy people ^^" then apparently everybody knew bonds were $100 dollars in face value except me! And they said it in such a "everybody knows" way. Okay, that’s ok too. BUT! I got to the exam today, and completely forgot how to do the question! I only remembered bonds have a face value of $100! OMG -____-"""" which totally defeats the point… because it was given in the question too -o-""" aiiiiiii >_____<"""

 

For not being able to answer these two questions, I have drawn to conclusion to be the fault of two things:

a. Chin n co. who emphasized sooooo much on the $100 that made me forget what formula to use!

b. I washed my hair. ><" Okay, I believe, when you study hardcore for an exam, all cells in your body absord the information. Clean cells and dirty cells. Therefore in the couple of days prior to exams, I don’t cut my nails, don’t pluck out any hair, and don’t wash my hair the night before. AND, Chin, yes it’s again your fault, said oh Yumi you are so superstitious… So I therefore washed my hair with alot of hair falling out during the process and MUAHA! The answer was completely erased from my mind!

 

2. I haven’t gone home in about a week. ><" My house was sooooo damn messy that I can’t study. BUT! one day I went home, and it was CLEAN! Like super uber spotless clean! Even all the dishes have been washed!!! I wonder if it was my mom or Maggie… Hmmmm… I wonder if Maggie misses me…

 

3. Rav4 drivers are crazy. Especially those who drive the gold ones. Today on the freeway, I saw this tiny, tiny, Asian lady about 40 or so speeding like crazy! And on my way home, just on a normal road, there was another Rav4 driving like an insane person! I was wondering if it was the same crazy person so I kept peeking. But it wasn’t! This time it was a Caucasion 40 something year old lady who looks extremely agreesive!!!

 

4. The other day I went to work and left Chin home alone with Cookie. And when I came back, one of Cookie’s whiskers, cleared pulled out, was sitting on my bed. Please note, Cookie can’t jump high enough to get on my bed. Sooooooooooo I wonder who is the culprit! Hmmmmm… that whole bunch of "it wasn’t me" isn’t getting to me~~~ hmmmmmm… if you are trying to 示威 like what Maggie think you are doing, then watch out! One day you will see your computer disassembled and all over the house playing hide and seek! Hmmmm… the CPU sounds important… Maybe I will put that on the table… just incase it breaks…

 

5. I am really fat. A lot fatter. I need to diet.

 

6. I got some cough kinda thing, which the doctor at the clinic on Sprinvale Road and Hawthorn Road said was a H-something-x influenzy infection. Been coughing night and day, day and night. So he prescribed me some anti-biotics and an asthma puffer. Which both don’t seem to have done anything for me. Well, at least I get a new voice, and my singing is like… awesome! lol… not a single note on tune! <- do you know how hard that is to achieve? 一般人还做不到呢！

 

7. Chin got the flu. And fever. I think it might be Swine flu… but anyways, went to doctors, to my disbelief doctor said don’t worry about testing it, Swine flu is flu. I don’t get why they are making such a big deal out of it then >_____<"""

 

8. Time to relax, play cards and sleep~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wahahahaha~~~ I woke feeling so happy today~~~ Feel like bouncing around like a giant pink gym ball hitting all the walls~~~! Soooooooo HAPPY!

 

1. Got woken up in the morning by a call from David Jones~! For an interview~!!! It was only last night at like 12am that I applied~~~!!! Waaaaaaaahahahahahaha~~~ Soooo happy~~~! I will be rich again~~~~~~~~~~~

2. Got another call from Suzuki to say my car will be ready tomorrow~~~~~~!!! Waaaaaaaaaahahahahaha~~! My pretty white _______ <— im still looking for a name to name my car… ^____^""" hehehe… thinking of kimiko, but Chin is insisting Moji-chan… hmmmm….

3. Gina called from MEA~!!! I guess she didn’t want to fire me~~~!!! And gave me a SUNDAY shift~~~~~!! That’s 8 hours~~~~~~~~~~~!!! muahahahahhahahaa~~~~~~~ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ soooooooooo richhhh!!!! wahahahahhahaha~~~ and I can drive my pretty new ____ to work~!!! and they might even pay for my parking too~~~~~~~ wahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~ Sooo happy!!!

 

Deeper reasons behind my happiness:

1. Insurance cost $1200!!!! So therefore I will be extremely poor as my bank digits roll to a very very tiny number…. ><" BUT IM RICH AGAIN~~ muahahahhaa~~~

2. I thought Gina hated me because she told me I had no manners and I told her I thought she was the ‘timesheets person’ not knowing that she is the national account manager -____-""" and the fact that I told her I was at home when she went off at me saying "u are talking on the phone like you are at home!!!!"………… -_________________-"""" Big black crow flying across both ways…. errrr… yes…. -o-""" and then I felt even more -______________- when Helen told me I had no brains… ><" heiheihei…

3. Fearing I will be out of job and in soooo much debt… I went to look for jobs~~~~~~~~~~~! Muahahahahahha~~~

 

OH well..~! Now that I have a steady flow of income I feel sooooooooooo happy~~~~~~~!!! wahahahahhaa~~ Life is fantastic~~~!!!

我的周末过得。。。恩。。。很强悍！简单来说就是喝得醉不啦叽吃得拉不啦叽 ^______________^

 

Highlight: People who don’t ever get drunk —> Chin and Jenny… GOT DRUNK! Uber uber awesome lol… and of course I was drunk too… But that’s nothing special… I’m always drunk -o-"""

 

Well anyways… here starts my 流水账。。。mmm…

 

Thursday:

after loosing in shengji to richard and andy in the unlucky seats we decided to all go watch fast n furious 4! (despite ppl have been saying that it’s not that good) -o-" AND both of the 9.30 sessions SOLD OUT! soooo damn what the!!??!!

 

Friday:

so demented after my shift at Eastland I caught a bus that goes straight to my house. but unlike the normal car travel time of 5 to 10 min it took the bus 40 something minutes to get to my house -___-" after turns and turns in little dark tiny streets… kinda freaky but lucky i had my pretty iphone with me i gps-ed each turn we went… haiiiii… but yes i went home happily as i bought a lot of stuff that compensates for my bad hair cut ^____^ including my pretty black dress which was straight away sold after she said "you’ll fit in a size 6!" muahahhahahahahahha~~~~

 

oh welll then we trained to the city and photo whored at the train station opposite two cops ^^""" and omg blvd was boring… -____-""" it was half empty and filled with people aged from 15 to 50 -o-""" (but something interesting did happen! we saw a guy kiss a girl’s ass… literally! oh and christina was really drunk…) aiii… and what ever happened to the rumoured fight at P1?!?! welllll then the very exciting thing happened! we bar-hopped in melb for the first time ever!!! ^___^ so the pretty drunken 6 of us swirved across the river past P1 straight into Chorus which had no line ^^""" and it was soooo much more fun! prettier fobbier and drunker! and i am soooo proud of myself that i didnt die in alcahol!!!! and then in the cab jenny exposed a big secret (at least i remember she did) but being me I FORGOT COMPLETELY! -_________-""" omg… i shall meditate until i remember… -____-""" hmmm… i cant even remember how we struggled past Chin’s superglued house door into the garage and into bed -o-""" wakakakakakaka…

 

Saturday:

I woke up for work at 10.45! sooooo awesomely good compared to the 7.30am alarms from last week ^___________^ and i saw jenny in her cute little PJs but she was drunk -o-" still. well… more like drunk from last night that only showed in the morning… but she managed to drive home before throwing up… and yes… this all happened about 10 hours after she actually was supposed to be drunk -_____-""" hahahaha…

 

work was kinda entertaining kinda dreadful. and after work while i was walking sadly to the bus stop thinking "i’m catching a bus home because my boyfriend wouldn’t pick me up" and Chin picked me up~! muahahahahahahahaha~!!! yesss~! despite southland was like a marathon from one end to the other -___________-"""

 

and next… the most awesome thing happened! WE WENT TO TIANFU TO TAKE AWAY SPICY FISH! AND WE BROUGHT OUR OWN POT!!! lmaooo… on the way in people were staring at us going "哇 还带了自己的锅来了!!!" muahahhaha… but i could see the envy on their face when we walked out with a big pot of yummy spicy fish in less than 5 minutes~!!! wahahahahaha~~~~ but on the way home the most retarded thing happened of Chin driving like my mom to protect his spicy fish -____________-""" every single turn was so slow and acceleration and breaking were soooo smooth and at every single up-ish and down-ish hill he goes: "yumi hold the pot!" aiiiii… i never got that kind of special treatment… and thennnnn… 最强悍的是 we ate spicy fish like hot pot with mushroom tofu and everything and boy was it hot!!! 辣到一手鼻涕一手汗 with sweat litereally dripping off Chin’s face… but sooooo awesome despite i’m prolly going to be constipated for the next month!!!! ahhhh….

 

My cute Cookie and her cute 绵羊头 ^________________^

 

Photo-whoring at the train station and on the train… hehehehe…

 

我的傻头大曝光….

 

Yummmmmmmmmy Fish n Chips at the fish shop in shoppingtown~!!!!

 

I dressed Cookie up for her walk to the post office ^____^ sooo cute but yes lots of people were looking at us werid… hahahaha… Cookie must feel embarassed to have a mommy like me… muahahahaha…

 

Cute Cookie looking out to the kebab shop drooling away…