exams all gone~!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy~ feeling extremely relaxed~!!!

 

To sum up what has been happening in my life:

 

1. I finished exams~!!! So basically this finance one exam today i thought i was going to ace… BUT! all the question just got like 10 times harder

than previous exams!!! Okay, that’s ok. BUT! There was this one question that I soooo should’ve known! because I just did that question like the night before! and i couldn’t do it so I asked for help from like a room of uber financy people ^^" then apparently everybody knew bonds were $100 dollars in face value except me! And they said it in such a "everybody knows" way. Okay, that’s ok too. BUT! I got to the exam today, and completely forgot how to do the question! I only remembered bonds have a face value of $100! OMG -____-"""" which totally defeats the point… because it was given in the question too -o-""" aiiiiiii >_____<"""

 

For not being able to answer these two questions, I have drawn to conclusion to be the fault of two things:

a. Chin n co. who emphasized sooooo much on the $100 that made me forget what formula to use!

b. I washed my hair. ><" Okay, I believe, when you study hardcore for an exam, all cells in your body absord the information. Clean cells and dirty cells. Therefore in the couple of days prior to exams, I don’t cut my nails, don’t pluck out any hair, and don’t wash my hair the night before. AND, Chin, yes it’s again your fault, said oh Yumi you are so superstitious… So I therefore washed my hair with alot of hair falling out during the process and MUAHA! The answer was completely erased from my mind!

 

2. I haven’t gone home in about a week. ><" My house was sooooo damn messy that I can’t study. BUT! one day I went home, and it was CLEAN! Like super uber spotless clean! Even all the dishes have been washed!!! I wonder if it was my mom or Maggie… Hmmmm… I wonder if Maggie misses me…

 

3. Rav4 drivers are crazy. Especially those who drive the gold ones. Today on the freeway, I saw this tiny, tiny, Asian lady about 40 or so speeding like crazy! And on my way home, just on a normal road, there was another Rav4 driving like an insane person! I was wondering if it was the same crazy person so I kept peeking. But it wasn’t! This time it was a Caucasion 40 something year old lady who looks extremely agreesive!!!

 

4. The other day I went to work and left Chin home alone with Cookie. And when I came back, one of Cookie’s whiskers, cleared pulled out, was sitting on my bed. Please note, Cookie can’t jump high enough to get on my bed. Sooooooooooo I wonder who is the culprit! Hmmmmm… that whole bunch of "it wasn’t me" isn’t getting to me~~~ hmmmmmm… if you are trying to 示威 like what Maggie think you are doing, then watch out! One day you will see your computer disassembled and all over the house playing hide and seek! Hmmmm… the CPU sounds important… Maybe I will put that on the table… just incase it breaks…

 

5. I am really fat. A lot fatter. I need to diet.

 

6. I got some cough kinda thing, which the doctor at the clinic on Sprinvale Road and Hawthorn Road said was a H-something-x influenzy infection. Been coughing night and day, day and night. So he prescribed me some anti-biotics and an asthma puffer. Which both don’t seem to have done anything for me. Well, at least I get a new voice, and my singing is like… awesome! lol… not a single note on tune! <- do you know how hard that is to achieve? 一般人还做不到呢！

 

7. Chin got the flu. And fever. I think it might be Swine flu… but anyways, went to doctors, to my disbelief doctor said don’t worry about testing it, Swine flu is flu. I don’t get why they are making such a big deal out of it then >_____<"""

 

8. Time to relax, play cards and sleep~~~~~~~~~~~~

sooooooooooo happy~~~~~~~~~~~!! ^______^

Wahahahaha~~~ I woke feeling so happy today~~~ Feel like bouncing around like a giant pink gym ball hitting all the walls~~~! Soooooooo HAPPY!

 

1. Got woken up in the morning by a call from David Jones~! For an interview~!!! It was only last night at like 12am that I applied~~~!!! Waaaaaaaahahahahahaha~~~ Soooo happy~~~! I will be rich again~~~~~~~~~~~

2. Got another call from Suzuki to say my car will be ready tomorrow~~~~~~!!! Waaaaaaaaaahahahahaha~~! My pretty white _______ <— im still looking for a name to name my car… ^____^""" hehehe… thinking of kimiko, but Chin is insisting Moji-chan… hmmmm….

3. Gina called from MEA~!!! I guess she didn’t want to fire me~~~!!! And gave me a SUNDAY shift~~~~~!! That’s 8 hours~~~~~~~~~~~!!! muahahahahhahahaa~~~~~~~ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ soooooooooo richhhh!!!! wahahahahhahaha~~~ and I can drive my pretty new ____ to work~!!! and they might even pay for my parking too~~~~~~~ wahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~ Sooo happy!!!

 

Deeper reasons behind my happiness:

1. Insurance cost $1200!!!! So therefore I will be extremely poor as my bank digits roll to a very very tiny number…. ><" BUT IM RICH AGAIN~~ muahahahhaa~~~

2. I thought Gina hated me because she told me I had no manners and I told her I thought she was the ‘timesheets person’ not knowing that she is the national account manager -____-""" and the fact that I told her I was at home when she went off at me saying "u are talking on the phone like you are at home!!!!"………… -_________________-"""" Big black crow flying across both ways…. errrr… yes…. -o-""" and then I felt even more -______________- when Helen told me I had no brains… ><" heiheihei…

3. Fearing I will be out of job and in soooo much debt… I went to look for jobs~~~~~~~~~~~! Muahahahahahha~~~

 

OH well..~! Now that I have a steady flow of income I feel sooooooooooo happy~~~~~~~!!! wahahahahhaa~~ Life is fantastic~~~!!!

强悍的周末！

我的周末过得。。。恩。。。很强悍！简单来说就是喝得醉不啦叽吃得拉不啦叽 ^______________^

 

Highlight: People who don’t ever get drunk —> Chin and Jenny… GOT DRUNK! Uber uber awesome lol… and of course I was drunk too… But that’s nothing special… I’m always drunk -o-"""

 

Well anyways… here starts my 流水账。。。mmm…

 

Thursday:

after loosing in shengji to richard and andy in the unlucky seats we decided to all go watch fast n furious 4! (despite ppl have been saying that it’s not that good) -o-" AND both of the 9.30 sessions SOLD OUT! soooo damn what the!!??!!

 

Friday:

so demented after my shift at Eastland I caught a bus that goes straight to my house. but unlike the normal car travel time of 5 to 10 min it took the bus 40 something minutes to get to my house -___-" after turns and turns in little dark tiny streets… kinda freaky but lucky i had my pretty iphone with me i gps-ed each turn we went… haiiiii… but yes i went home happily as i bought a lot of stuff that compensates for my bad hair cut ^____^ including my pretty black dress which was straight away sold after she said "you’ll fit in a size 6!" muahahhahahahahahha~~~~

 

oh welll then we trained to the city and photo whored at the train station opposite two cops ^^""" and omg blvd was boring… -____-""" it was half empty and filled with people aged from 15 to 50 -o-""" (but something interesting did happen! we saw a guy kiss a girl’s ass… literally! oh and christina was really drunk…) aiii… and what ever happened to the rumoured fight at P1?!?! welllll then the very exciting thing happened! we bar-hopped in melb for the first time ever!!! ^___^ so the pretty drunken 6 of us swirved across the river past P1 straight into Chorus which had no line ^^""" and it was soooo much more fun! prettier fobbier and drunker! and i am soooo proud of myself that i didnt die in alcahol!!!! and then in the cab jenny exposed a big secret (at least i remember she did) but being me I FORGOT COMPLETELY! -_________-""" omg… i shall meditate until i remember… -____-""" hmmm… i cant even remember how we struggled past Chin’s superglued house door into the garage and into bed -o-""" wakakakakakaka…

 

Saturday:

I woke up for work at 10.45! sooooo awesomely good compared to the 7.30am alarms from last week ^___________^ and i saw jenny in her cute little PJs but she was drunk -o-" still. well… more like drunk from last night that only showed in the morning… but she managed to drive home before throwing up… and yes… this all happened about 10 hours after she actually was supposed to be drunk -_____-""" hahahaha…

 

work was kinda entertaining kinda dreadful. and after work while i was walking sadly to the bus stop thinking "i’m catching a bus home because my boyfriend wouldn’t pick me up" and Chin picked me up~! muahahahahahahahaha~!!! yesss~! despite southland was like a marathon from one end to the other -___________-"""

 

and next… the most awesome thing happened! WE WENT TO TIANFU TO TAKE AWAY SPICY FISH! AND WE BROUGHT OUR OWN POT!!! lmaooo… on the way in people were staring at us going "哇 还带了自己的锅来了!!!" muahahhaha… but i could see the envy on their face when we walked out with a big pot of yummy spicy fish in less than 5 minutes~!!! wahahahahaha~~~~ but on the way home the most retarded thing happened of Chin driving like my mom to protect his spicy fish -____________-""" every single turn was so slow and acceleration and breaking were soooo smooth and at every single up-ish and down-ish hill he goes: "yumi hold the pot!" aiiiii… i never got that kind of special treatment… and thennnnn… 最强悍的是 we ate spicy fish like hot pot with mushroom tofu and everything and boy was it hot!!! 辣到一手鼻涕一手汗 with sweat litereally dripping off Chin’s face… but sooooo awesome despite i’m prolly going to be constipated for the next month!!!! ahhhh….

 

流水账完毕 now photo time!!!

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My cute Cookie and her cute 绵羊头 ^________________^

 

Photo-whoring at the train station and on the train… hehehehe…

 

我的傻头大曝光….

 

Yummmmmmmmmy Fish n Chips at the fish shop in shoppingtown~!!!!

 

I dressed Cookie up for her walk to the post office ^____^ sooo cute but yes lots of people were looking at us werid… hahahaha… Cookie must feel embarassed to have a mommy like me… muahahahaha…

 

Cute Cookie looking out to the kebab shop drooling away…

arghhhh!!!!!!!

T___________T

So fkn depressed! Woke up ‘morning after’ the worst haircut ever!!! T_T

Arghhhh! Soooo sad T___T Don’t ever go to that Tokyo Hair & Beauty place on Russel St!!! It is soooo depressing! And why do they call themselves "Tokyo" as there ain’t a single Jap hairdresser working there?!?!?!

 

Aiiiii…. I so knew something was wrong when the lady took my reservation… first they had someone that spoke like no English at all… and then some Hong Kong lady that had this uber rude tone n stuck up voice ><" aiiii… and then at the place I heard a girl screaming "ahhhh its so short! can u do something?!?!"… omg….. omg… arghhh… if only i had gotten up and ran away ><" then the man that cut a 10 yr old’s hair wouldnt have touched mine and i would still be a happy jolly bubble… and now im watermelon boy’s big sister ><" arghhhhh!!!! T__________T I knew i shouldve waited a week T___T but i have an Elizabeth Arden interview today which now I’m not going anyway coz of this stupid haircut ><""" aiii… and i went to try on the jacket i was gonna buy but nooooo… it looked so ugly and gay with this haircut!!!!!!!!!! argh!!!!! i want my hair back…. i wish i was hiro nakamura so i can just blink and go straight back to just before i walked into that stupid place!!! T_____T

 

But on the bright side… We won Shengji at Richard’s house for the first time!!! Muahahahahaha~~~ I just had the bestest cards ever~~~~~~~~ despite their rules were kind of weird… aiii… almost beat them to ace but mom called and complained ><" apparently cream wouldnt stop barking and the neighbour complained on top of my mom complaining that she didn’t get proper sleep the night before… so we deported little creamie back to the city in a body bag -___-""" and pooor little creamie wouldnt stop crying… aiii…. (Candy this is where you should go awwwww my poor baby… and feel guilty because u guys went to eat yummy yummy seafood in sydney without him… aiii… "cream wants seafood too…")

 

aiiiii…. okay… my bright side is not even so bright… aiii…

uni~!

First day of uni~!

 

unlike all previous years i’ve actually been looking forward to uni and soooo excited for the first day~! it makes me feel young~~~~! but omg… as soon as i got closer to the finance 1 lecture theatre the soon i realised im old -o-" it felt like a high school thing… like one of those exam review sessions for vce ><" the lecturer’s first words were ‘WECOME TO THE UNIVERSITY’ and im listening to little girls behind me introducing themselves trying their best to make their first friend in this strange big land called ‘uni’… haiiii…  felt soooo young this whole holiday surrounded old people, but now… aiii…

 

yeh come to think of it i really didn’t hang out with any young ppl apart from cousins and candy… aiii… 觉得我被骗了。。。everything is relative… damn!!!! and i really need to start writing about my fun fun fun holiday while i remember it!!!

changsha is the best place for food! seriously!

first and foremost of my changsha trip i will have to mention the car ride. yes. all the way driven from shenzhen to changsha. which was from like 7am to like 10pm…

 

we got up at like 6.30am got ready to go down at 7 and end up leaving at like 8.30 due to the large amount of luggage we had to carry. then in the front seat was my uncle and aunty while me, my cousin, my cousin’s cousin and my cousin’s aunty all squished at the back along with like a suitcase, 2 large bags, a plastic bag full of red stuff to stick on walls and two mops… -o-"

 

such a fkn long trip n had to stop at like so many stops to rest, eat and go toilet… and on the road there was soooooo damn many people that it felt like a full on road party… every toilet we’ve been to had at least 50 people waiting in line for like 10 smelly little toilets… and at one the water thing was broken so we had to scoop up water ourselves and flush… like the scene was amazing… there was just soooooooooo many people going home… its like rush hour in melbourne just extended along the whole highway from 株洲 to 北京… soooo fkn many people… gas stations u had to like line up after like 20 cars at least for gas! and awesome people trying to speed like all took off their number plates or covered it with clothes… two very creative cars i saw one had on the back 百年好合 instead of a number plate and another one stuck a massive ball of toilet paper to cover the last two digits of their number plate… and what a coincidence it was that a massive ball of tissue stuck over the exact same digits on the back plate too… -____-""" aiiiii… and there was like at least 10 accidents we saw over the section we took -____-" sooo bad… buses full of people had to like sit on the street in harsh cold…

 

changsha now is soooo fkn bloody cold its like i can see the air that i breath out all the time…

 

went to eat the bestest food of all times~ seriously… changsha kick taipei’s ass man! the food here is soooo great n nice n yummy n totally catered to my taste! went to 步行街 last night and ate 烤羊肉串、炸鱿鱼、炸里脊、炸藕、臭豆腐（authentic changsha style which is like a thousand times better than in taiwan）、炸火腿肠、糖糍粑粑、酸豆角肉丝米粉、马蹄（totally fresh water chestnuts freshly peeled soooo delicious that i ate half a kilo plus 3 sticks worth）。。。aiiiii love this place (only for food purposes though).

 

ok, my aunty’s house in changsha is like uber nice but like far far away from civilization… like its soooo damn quiet here that the 6 lane road outside has like only one car on it at any given time… and to get a taxi u have to walk all the way to another main road which is like 8 lanes with probably 5 cars on it at any given time… -____-""" very not china style here… short of the very fundamental "人"… and there’s like a supermarket here now, which was just opened so we can get access to some food (at least that’s what they call supermarket… which is more like a tiny shop that’s like seven eleven… a small one!).

 

and because it’s chinese new year there’s like 10 people staying at this house that has three beds… so that very unfortunately me n my cousin are sleeping on the floor in like zero degree weather… aiii… oh well… the floor is soooo cold… ><" aiii… aiii…

fun fun night

had a great night out with cousin n friends! omg pub here is sooooo diff from in melb! these ppl just stand at their table or sit and drink! no dance floors no nothing… only singers sing… saw these two girls that sang amazing~! and this one guy was kinda…. zzz… well, hightlight of my nights are:

 

- drank alot but never got drunk (which is super unlike me)

- went 2 two diff pubs and ate at some random place

- was very lost with no money no phone in cousin’s fd’s car

- drank alot of tea -_-""

- made friends with a gay guy~! awesome~!

 

well… cant be bothered writing about taiwan now… will make a very detailed one later… cant decide what photos to put on… there are like 1000+… ahhhh wellz…

 

and why do ppl want me to write them in my will? i have like no money no assets… -____-""" aiii… stupid ppl… ahem ahem… candy and alison…

 

and omggg saw a chick that soooo look like alison from behind… but when she turned to the side… i realised… she had boobs! unlike ahem ahem… lol…